Basic carbon copy of a myspace post tonight to serve as a filler.
Enjoy.

To truly appreciate my wit, you need to find me online.
Or intoxicated.
A combination of the two might lead to a conversation memorable to the point of epic proportions.
Normally quiet voice, extremely active mind.
Apologies to those that get bothered by that fact.

Excerpts from an AIM conversation last night:

Howslife14: always meet girls at bars
Howslife14: even girls that used to be guys at bars
Howslife14: haven't hit on any guys dressed as girls yet to my knowledge
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Howslife14: just let her know that a bigger head means bigger brain
Howslife14: bigger brain is sexier than bigger penis
aznriceboi858: lol
Howslife14: not true
Howslife14: but it's fun to convince people that
aznriceboi858: haha
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aznriceboi858: and well shes goin to class with me tom
aznriceboi858: and then dinner
Howslife14: guess you'll find out where you stand tomorrow
Howslife14: what time's dinner?
aznriceboi858: umm after class
aznriceboi858: so eight ish
Howslife14: I can try to take my break than to offer live support when you take a "restroom break"
Howslife14: hmm..... maybe not
Howslife14: that's usually when we're starting to close up shop
aznriceboi858: lol
Howslife14: g'luck w/ that though
aznriceboi858: thanks bro
aznriceboi858: ill need it
Howslife14: oh ye of lilttle confidence
Howslife14: no you don't
aznriceboi858: haha
Howslife14: set aside that luck for emergency use
Howslife14: like if you're penis is unresponsive in bed
aznriceboi858: lol
Howslife14: think I'm gonna be having some funky dreams tonight on account of the alcohol
Howslife14: should probably get at least 6hrs of sleep though
aznriceboi858: lol
aznriceboi858: nice
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Howslife14: want me to put in a prayer for you for tomorrow night's dinner w/ *****?
aznriceboi858: yes please
aznriceboi858: haha
aznriceboi858: thanks bro
Howslife14: no prob
Howslife14: making me waste a good prayer on a joke.....
aznriceboi858: haha

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